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Don’t get me wrong, I like the guy, really. He’s a fuckin good laugh, says some fuckin funny shit I tell ya. Especially when he fucks up his English and shit hey. It’s just, well, there’s nothing saying ya can’t like a guy, and think he’s a useless cunt at the same time right? Hey man, some of my best mates are useless fuckers.
I know the fact that he’s a Spaniard has nothing to do with it, so I’m not even gonna mention it. I don’t know what it is. I guess I just don’t really understand some people, their work ethic, their outlook on life. I’m not trying to categorise no one, you know? It’s just well, you gotta describe the fucker somehow don’t ya? And I’m not really much good with words eh. What can ya do?
Anyway, so how many times do let a guy get away with shit before ya tell him enough’s enough? It just makes everyone else’s day harder ya know? I don’t like having to be on a guys’ back, but how long can it take ya to take a fuckin shit? Forty five fuckin minutes, nearly every day. Hey, who am I to tell ya ya can’t go and take a good long shit? But mate, do it home eh? There’s only one fuckin bog here, and everyone’s gotta plan their day around his bloody bowel movements? Fuck that.
You ever tried explaining to someone the ins and outs of the way you do things in this country who can hardly fuckin’ understand what you’re sayin. Sucks dude. Especially when he can get a bit aggressive too. You know, don’t like to be told what to do. To bow down to The Man. Like I’m The fuckin Man or somethin. Some people just don’t get it ya know? Think I want to have to do this shit? I didn’t ask for this job mate. I don’t get paid enough for this crap?
He actually told me to fuck off the other day. Can you believe that shit? Can ya? Fuck him. All I said was, hey can ya make sure you finish this thing up and get it out before you leave? I don’t want to come in in the morning and find it still here ya got me? And he turns around and says, no – in that fuckin Spanish way he says it, noa, noa. Prick. – so he says, no, fuck off man, I finish in ten minutes. I don’t get paid for more than that. Arsehole. I tell ya, if he knew how to work like a man, he coulda had it done in five bloody minutes anyway. Maybe he’s missing out on his little fuckin siestas or whatever.
Hey, I got no problem with people coming over here and working. I don’t think they’re stealing jobs or any of that ignorant shit. But fuck, if ya gonna come over here and expect to get paid what we get paid, at least learn to work like a real person does. It’s like, if ya gonna work where ya have to deal with people, learn to speak the language ya know? It’s just fuckin rude otherwise. Nah, I wouldn’t move to, I don’t know, bloody China or something, and expect to get by on English. Even though everyone pretty much knows how to speak it these days. I mean, you’d have to crazy in this day and age, not to learn to speak English eh? But, anyway, if I didn’t want to learn to speak the language, I’d just fuckin stay at home where I should.
What do ya mean? It’s common sense. Courtesy and shit. Racist? Don’t fuckin call me racist ya prick. Yeah, well piss off then. Fuckin Wogs.
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